Here are a few quotes about parenting that make me laugh:
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. ~ Erma BombeckThat's just like staying in the bathroom for much more time than you need to just so you can have a minute or two to yourself!
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~ Phyllis DillerWhere does all the stuff come from, and when you put it away, why does it show up again later?
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~ Lane OlinghouseThis happens more often than not - "MOM, can you . . . ?"
In the book, "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff for Moms" author Kristine Carlson devotes a chapter to this very topic. She writes:
On those days when everything seems to be going wrong - or does go wrong - you just have to step back and laugh. Laughter is a great healer. It lets out pressure and stress, and restores perspective.I just finished reading Carlson's book, and I wrote a review about it on my other blog - 2friends3things1blog. If you would like to WIN, yes WIN, a brand-new copy of the book (I'm keeping mine), you can post a comment here, on the 3 Things blog, or follow LeMOMade on Facebook - see the link in the right sidebar. A winner will be chosen at random on Memorial Day!